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I have this friend who’s gung-ho about bipartisanship.

He thinks there’s too much bickering in Washington and everywhere else.

With him, the answer to everything is bipartisanship this and bipartisanship that.

He almost sold me on the idea. Then I heard about the latest high-tech gizmo. I ran over to his office to inform him that his dream of bipartisanship is all but dead.

"Wait till I tell you about the latest personal communication device!"

"What's a personal communication device?"

"Dude, it's a phone."

"So why don't you call it a phone?"

"Because it's so much more."

"What is?"

"The latest personal communication device!"

"Out with it already."

"All right, all right. Even you've heard of the iPod, right?"

"Hard to believe, but yes."

"And the iPhone?"

"Of course."

"Ready for the next big thing?"

"You really know how to draw out the suspense."

"The iPartisan!"